Laughter is good for you.

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

The Darwin awards is always fun (try the random button) and actually, The Onion is pretty good today with gems like “Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With,” “Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?” and “Lone Gunman Envied By Married Gunman.”

Don’t sigh. Don’t cry. Laugh and survive to laugh again tomorrow.