A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

Duct tape over the mouth is enough for me… No, really.

If there is no hope for foot massages, snuggling, long walks, and small amounts of chocolate, then silence is good…

(Thanks Troy)