White Album Colbert Christmas
Stephen Colbert suggested a mashup between The Beatles’ White Album and traditional Christmas songs. The response – well, see for yourself. Keegan Grayson has a long list already – go see! There is also a download for you to mash your own combinations, and as some are better than others there is plenty of room for your own version. Here are just a few from the list:
- While My Reindeer Gently Weeps
(Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer/While My Guitar Gently Weeps)
by Keegan Grayson - Fall on the road
(O Holy Night/Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?)
by nstig8or - O Come All Ye Faithful Piggies
(Oh Come All Ye Faithful/Piggies)
by Brad Stubbs - Jingle Prudence
(Jingle Bells/Dear Prudence)
by Michael Light - Santa Revolution
(Santa Claus Is Coming To Town/Revolution)
by Beth S - Sleigh Bells and Blackbirds
(Sleigh Bells/Blackbird)
by Ted McCloskey - Santa Claus is Coming to Town with a Warm Gun
(Santa Claus is Coming To Town/Happiness Is A Warm Gun)
by David Aube - White Christmas Megamix
(White Christmas/I’m So Tired/Martha My Dear/Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?/Frosty The Snowman/Wild Honey Pie/Birthday/Silent Night/Everybody’s Got Something to Hide…/Savoy Truffle/Little Drummer Boy)
by Sean B - Birthday – Jesus vs Chipmunks remix
(Birthday/The Chipmunk Song)
by Andy Smith - Carol of the Glass Onion
(Carol of the Bells/Glass Onion)
by Jeff Welch - While Red State Children All Sleep
(Sticky Yeti/While My Guitar Gently Weeps)
by Sticky Yeti - A Beatles Christmas Medley
(Medley)
by Libertastic - Julia’s Silent Night
(Silent Night/Julia)
by Brad Stubbs
Happy Holidays
Stay warm, stay bright! Visit my Christmas/Yule/Mistletoe page.
I’m on a blog break getting ready for the holidays. Be back soon!
Non-JWs in a JW Family
From the “Ask a Former JW” mailbag…
I’ve been reading your dialogue with JWs. I have no advice, though I have experience being married to a JW.
I have been told I have a distorted view of the Bible, that I am part of the great (?) Babylon. My parents haven’t seen my son in 1 year – they also are part of Babylon – and they live only 1 hour away.
I’ve been told that God doesn’t hear my prayers because I don’t use his real name, not to have a cross in the house as it may be a roost for some sort of demon. When she and my son are reading their watchtower stuff, she closes the door so I can’t hear the discussion ( we just don’t want to bother you.).
I have been screamed at when my mother sent my son a Christmas card with a cardinal in the snow, and only the words ‘happy holidays’ on the inside (don’t you know he may not survive Armageddon if he celebrates Christmas?). My mother walked through many aisles looking for a non offending Christmas card. I could go on and on.
Am I being critical ? Of course ….but this is just an “eye of the camera” report. I’m afraid to go where my real feelings have been shoved down for some 12 years….
So – that’s your ‘eye witness’ on JWs in the household —–I guess the love comes out at the Kingdom Hall.
Speaking of being visited in prison …..I’d like one of those loving and concerned JWs to come visit me in this one.
– Juree
Hi Juree!
“Babylon the Great” or “the Whore of Babylon” is based on the book of Revelation (esp. ch. 17-18). It is usually identified with whatever (corrupt) superpower reigns at the time (biblically, it’s probably Rome), but JWs see it as representing the worldwide empire of false religion (and most especially Christendom). They are, of course, interpreting themselves as being the only true religion. Many groups have interpretations of the Whore of Babylon and Babylon the Great – but JWs seem to refer to it more than other groups do.
On the issue of the Christmas card, they believe that the holiday is too pagan-affiliated in its customs and history to be celebrated, even if Jesus has not said to celebrate his death rather than his birth. I’ve not heard of any but the most fanatical JW invoke Armageddon at the sight of a holiday card, but it doesn’t surprise me either. Their sense of priorities is seriously skewed at times, and some are incapable of receiving the good wishes in the spirit in which they were meant. They might at least have explained their reasons – they will normally take any opportunity to do so.
On the cross issue, I have to say I haven’t heard the “demon roost” theory before (grin). Sounds like your family took some messages and cross-wired them in their fear. They do believe in demon attacks, and there is a lot of urban lore about smurfs and such, but that’s not the problem with the cross. JWs believe that Jesus was tortured on a stake, not a cross, so they don’t even use the word “crucifixion.” The other thing is that the symbol links the household, however distantly, to the above-mentioned “Babylon the Great.” One thing that we were told to explain out in service is that to wear a cross would be like wearing a gun when the person you loved most in the world had been shot with one. It has a certain appeal as an argument, but there are problems with the analogy.
Love and kindness are often reserved for members, as you have experienced. Family, especially non-JW family, are often treated worse than strangers (i.e., potential converts).
If there is a God, he/she/they/it hears your prayers. God is there for all, according to the central message of Christianity. I don’t know why you are in prison, but I do feel – always – that while there is life, there is hope. Find your freedom within, with curiosity and humor and forgiveness of yourself and others. Face your anger and hurt, talk with others, accept what you can accept, and move on to the next stage for you.
Don’t wait around for JWs to come and visit (lol), but do talk to the spiritual and psychological counselors that might be available to you. You can write to me privately too, if you need to rant someplace safe.
“Taking the Christ out of Christmas”
This whole new thing about taking away Christmas is such a lie.
There isn’t anyone anywhere saying you mustn’t say Merry Christmas.
The ACLU has fought for Falwell on religious liberty issues and in fact fought for the boys who handed out candy canes with bible verses despite the misleading statements of the so called “religious” right. Doesn’t anyone remember Jesus’ warning about false prophets?
They are just keeping us fighting about these hot-button issues – and even lying about them – while meanwhile doing much more serious things that every christian should be alarmed about and against if they are truly christian.
There is nothing wrong with including everyone and saying happy holidays. I beg you to do a little research before judgment.
Where do you see anyone opposing the expression of christian beliefs?
As a former JW, what I remember is this. We didn’t celebrate Christmas. I had to sit out when the school choir sang Christmas songs. I don’t remember any Hanukkah songs, much less Ramadan or the pagan Yule. I remember not being able to participate when art class made ornaments and cards. I remember not being included. I was a christian too, albeit a fringe one.
Today, my son performs in a christmas program, makes christmas cards and ornaments at school. In his previous school, they even had international students saluting the american flag – parents too shy or polite or frightened to make an issue of it.
Everything is oriented around Christmas. If you want to be critical, it’s the materialism that cuts into the message.
These lies about the left and the ACLU etc are very unchrist-like and very much against the christian message. What could be more christian than to be kind and respectful? What does it cost you to say Merry Christmas, or a blessed Ramadan, or Happy Hanukkah, or have a wondrous Yule? And is it so terrible for someone, knowing they have a mixed audience, to honor all sacred traditions by saying Happy Holidays?
This whole attack is based on a lie. No-one is opposing Christmas – it’s one of the most entrenched traditions of the US. I only wish people were defending freedom of religion, our national fiscal responsibility, the Geneva conventions, and basic values like these. But noooooooo, there is only this horrible projection onto the left – who, incidentally, are the ONLY ones fighting for religious freedom in this country right now – that the left wants to take away Christmas! Give me a break! There are a lot of christians on the left – they perhaps don’t parade it (do you remember what Jesus said about that?). And there are agnostics and atheists too. And there are people with religious convictions other than Christian.
I’m getting emails every day now about this Merry Christmas thing. How the masses are so easily misled – where are your minds?