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Jester-Prophet Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
(1842-1914)


Faith: belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Pray: to ask that the laws of the universe be nullified on behalf of a single petitioner, admittedly unworthy.

Logic: the art of of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human understanding.

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

Alliance: in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted into each others' pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

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